Ever wonder how you can avoid becoming a zombie as seen in today’s comic strip? In case you ever came across a huge bite on your arm, or an infected scratch, here is what you need to know.

To steer clear of turning into a zombie, one must master the art of self-care and rock a killer lifestyle. Nailing a solid snooze, busting out those reps, and chowing down on some top-notch grub are like the holy trinity of feeling awesome. And hey, handling stress like a pro and hitting up the squad or the experts when things get real? That’s just good sense. Embracing activities that light you up and keeping the crew close can seriously boost your mojo. Oh, and let’s not forget to keep it real with the substances, and reach out for backup if things get out of hand. Can’t have anything dragging us down into zombie territory, right?

Additionally, in the bizarre realm of zombies, a mere nibble or scratch from one of these undead individuals will eventually result in a person joining the ranks of flesh-eating zombies. In these imaginary universes, the culprit behind this transformation is usually attributed to a virus or pathogen that spreads through bodily fluids like saliva or blood. The notion is that injecting this virus into a human’s bloodstream sparks a full-blown metamorphosis, culminating in the individual turning into a zombie. While this concept is entirely fictitious and has no grounding in reality, it has garnered widespread popularity within the zombie genre, adding to the thrill and terror that characterize these peculiar narratives.

There are perks to embracing the zombie lifestyle! Picture this: no need to worry about catching the latest bug or counting the wrinkles on your decaying face. You also get to ditch the whole eating and sleeping routine, giving you ample time to perfect your aimless wandering skills. Without the annoyance of hunger or exhaustion, you’re basically living the dream of every lazy ghost out there. And hey, who needs all that emotional baggage and thinking anyway? Simplify your afterlife with a carefree, brainless existence! Oh, and let’s not forget the bonus of being super tough and strong – perfect for crushing it in any apocalypse situation.

So, imagine this: you actually turn into a zombie. Well, guess what? There are some surprising benefits to that scenario. But hey, word of advice: if you end up in the ER, maybe don’t start babbling about being bitten by a zombie. Trust me, the doctors don’t appreciate it and might just send you off to the loony bin until you see the error of your ways. Just let the doctors do their job. Plus, you’ll find yourself on this stupid list. I couldn’t fly in an airplane for three years…

– Davy