If you thought Charmy Packy had finally found himself in a situation he couldn’t talk his way out of, think again.

This week’s Charmy’s Army comic strip begins with what appears to be the biggest scandal in the history of the strip. Two strangers walk into The Candy Bar, approach Charmy, and ask the question nobody expected:

“Is your name Charmen Packy?”

Charmy casually confirms that it is.

Then comes the bombshell.

“Our mom says you are our father.”